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    Trump Orders Advanced Federal Review Of Frontier AI Models
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    Kash Patel’s Eyes Fall Out
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    College Professor  Pretty Sure   Student Using    AI To Refuse Advances
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    FCC To Investigate TV Shows Where The Mom Has Job
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    White House Doctor Claims Trump A Perfectly Healthy 9-Foot-Tall 35-Year Old
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    PETA Billboard Falsely Assumes Man Wouldn’t Eat His Cat
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    Ron Green
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    Kash Patel Under Fire For Using FBI Jet To Blow-Dry Hair
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    Trump Launches $88 Billion Fund For Anyone Who Has Ever Been Rejected By Woman
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    Greta Sampson and Arnold White
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