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Hey you know that totally normal thing that all red blooded Americans do sometimes where you die and then your wife f...
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▲ 0 · Jul 11
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Headline from next week: "We Have Investigated Ourselves And Found No Wrongdoing". Stop looking for the cav...
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▲ 0 · Jul 10
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Tech writers: "GenAI" My brain: "ah yes, the one that follows GenZ".
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▲ 0 · Jul 10
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If Every Job Interview Was Like Tech Jobs JOB CANDIDATE: Hi, I'd like to work at your company MCDONALD'S MANA...
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▲ 0 · Jul 10
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Pick a place that god has abandoned Playgrounds at night Woodland trails next to highways School hallways during summ...
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▲ 0 · Jul 10
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Everything Trump touches dies.
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▲ 0 · Jul 9
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My husband just got a new government job with brand new government health insurance. From day one of the new job, our...
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▲ 0 · Jul 9
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Transphobia is, and always has been, deeply rooted in misogyny. Want proof? Here's a fact: most targets of so-cal...
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▲ 0 · Jul 9
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Cheer up, America. One of our soccer teams has actually won four World Cups.
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▲ 0 · Jul 9
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In case anyone asks I am NOT the person who covered a bunch of flock cameras in black spray paint last night and cut ...
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▲ 0 · Jul 8
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I miss the good old days when men were horses and women were capybaras and children were raccoons and dogs were cats ...
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▲ 0 · Jul 8
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I spoke to Mitch McConnell for about 20 mins this morning. He said "AAAAAAAAAAFUCCCCCK WHAT THE FUCK IT'S SO...
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▲ 0 · Jul 8
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I have seen ICE assault women I have seen ICE assault LGBTQ folk I have seen ICE assault black folk I have seen ICE a...
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▲ 0 · Jul 8
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Even Brokeback Mountain wasn't this blatantly ✨🌈fabulous🌈✨
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▲ 0 · Jul 7
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Oh cool you're a vibe coder? Neat. I'm a vibe consumer. Here's a vibe picture of some vibe dollars that I...
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▲ 0 · Jul 7
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We deserved that. Jesus Christ what a shitty president. Well done, Belgium. A well deserved victory. I'm going to...
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▲ 0 · Jul 7
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I've heard people say that if there are 12 Nazis in a room and they ask you to have dinner with them and you agre...
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▲ 0 · Jul 6
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Holy shit it's finally happening 🥳🎉
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▲ 0 · Jul 6
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Being Prime Minister has a higher regret rate than being trans. The only solution is to ban Prime Ministers from usin...
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▲ 0 · Jul 6
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Pick one name for all of your pets that you'll ever have in your life Goose Bort Here Bean Cumunculous von Whiffl...
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▲ 0 · Jul 4
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While the Pedophile in Chief was busy inviting a literal army of Nazis to stand around on America's front lawn, S...
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▲ 0 · Jul 4
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If you see me celebrating the 4th of July it's because traitor MAGA Nazi fucks don't own that date. What you&...
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▲ 0 · Jul 4
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Trans women rise up!! it's time to get ANGRY!! But not so angry that people can claim your anger is coming from a...
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▲ 0 · Jul 4
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Okay how about this. No more billionaires. None. Once you reach $999,999,999.99 if you make one penny more, we take a...
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▲ 0 · Jul 4
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Happy # Caturday
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▲ 0 · Jul 4
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Nazis out here admitting the "SAVE Act" is literally only about disenfranchising 75 million voters and has ...
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▲ 0 · Jul 4
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We have strayed too far from God's light
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▲ 0 · Jul 4
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After having supper with my husband yesterday, celebrating his new job and our 10 year anniversary, we walked down to...
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▲ 0 · Jul 3
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These dipshits can hear a relatively innocuous statement like "small county council near London asks its citizen...
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▲ 0 · Jul 3
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This shit makes my blood boil. This is why you can't have an intelligent conversation with these Nazi MAGA dipshi...
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▲ 0 · Jul 3